Non chiamatelo "racing game per pensionati". Chiamatelo invece "racing game CON pensionati". Un videogame assurdo, reso ancora più intrigante con la presenza del Trofeo di Platino. Ecco la lista completa:
Trofei di Bronzo :
- My Kart Is Augmented - Buy an upgrade.
- GrimAced - Win your first race.
- During The War... - Run over an opponent’s fallen body.
- Sweep - Get 1 Crazy Granddad item.
- Batteries not Included - Get taken out by a UFO laser.
Trofei d'Argento :
- We Can Rebuild Him - Fully upgrade a single kart aspect.
- Million Dollar Granddad - Fully upgrade your kart.
- Technophobic - Use an EMP 20 times successfully.
- Feeling Lucky? - Hose 20 oldies with the Uzi.
- Am I Missing An Eyebrow? - Expertly explode 20 pensioners with the use of a rocket.
- Slick Moves Like Jagger - Slip up 20 people’s Sunday drive with some oil.
- Luckily My Shield Will Protect Me - Successfully use a shield to block 20 attacks.
- Gone In Many Seconds - Boost without crashing 20 times.
- He Was A Skater Boy - Knock 5 skaters off the road.
- Paperboy The Hard Way - Run over 5 bikers.
Trofei d'Oro :
- Death Defier - Get gold in all races in the village.
- Death Derider - Get gold in all races in the town.
- Death Despiser - Get gold in all races in the farm.
- Death Defiler - Get gold in all races in the graveyard.
- Death Decider - Get gold in all races in the showdown.
- One Foot in the Grave - Complete story mode.
- 6 Feet Under - Complete story mode as The Grim Reaper.
Trofeo di Platino:
- Retirement - Collect all Coffin Dodgers trophies.
